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Morning Wood: What It Tells You

Why it happens, what it means when it disappears and the clues it gives about your health.

15 pages · 4 chapters · PDF · instant download

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What's inside

  1. The Barbecue Conversation"Is it normal if it stops?"
  2. Why It HappensSleep cycles, nerves and hormones.
  3. What It Tells YouClues, not diagnoses.
  4. What Makes Morning Wood DisappearSleep, alcohol, medicines and more.

You also get

  • Clear illustrated diagrams
  • "Myth vs fact" and "Try this" boxes with practical steps
  • A "when to see a doctor" checklist
  • A printable worksheet
  • Research sources, so you know it is real

Read the opening

From chapter 1, "The Barbecue Conversation". Every guide is written like a story, with real research behind it.

Sunday, 3:00pm. Funmi's garden. Grilled fish (Kunle has improved). A worried sound engineer.

Kayode was a tall, gentle man who worked nights mixing sound for concerts and TV shows. He had been quiet all afternoon. Finally he pulled Jide aside by the fence.

"Strange question," he said. "My morning erections. They have basically stopped. For months. I used to wake up with one almost every day. Now nothing. Is something wrong with me? Is it my heart? My hormones? I have been googling at 4am after my shifts."

Jide thought for a moment. "When do you sleep?"

"From about 7am until 1pm. When I can."

"And how well do you sleep?"

Kayode laughed without humour. "Badly. Traffic outside. Neighbours. Daylight."

"Okay," Jide said. "Before we panic, let us learn how morning erections actually work."

AmaraWhat were you and Emeka whispering about at the barbecue?
JideKayode is worried his morning erections stopped. And Emeka joined in because he read about it.
AmaraEmeka reads about everything.
JideHe said, "Morning erections happen during REM sleep," like a professor.
AmaraHe is going to be SO embarrassed that I am putting this in a book.

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